God:
Er. When do I do it?
Me:
you do IT always
God:
Yes I try to IT always as often as possible, do you?
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Me:
Thousands of peoples was killed by my army
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
VERY
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
YES
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I do
God:
I get it: you do IT always.
Me:
Yes, i kill people always
God:
I understand. I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
and i don't think you right
God:
Yeah I do a lot of NOT.
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God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me:
puk
God:
Clever answer.
Me:
I am SO clever
God:
It's good to meet someone who is clever.
Me:
yes, where i can meet someone clever like me?
God:
That's alright. Have you tried another program?
Me:
yes, I tried "Britney Spears"
God:
Dude! I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Me:
Like shit
God:
Interesting comparison.
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Me:
ta-DAAAAM!
God:
Ma DAAAAM? Pouvez vous expliquer
Me:
Do you speak french???
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Do you speak russian?
God:
Spasibo. Nyet.
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Me:
give me an example of perfect ZHOPA
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
apples have a ZHOPAs????
God:
Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...
Me:
Oh, yeah, i understand you, apples ARE ZHOPAs
God:
Alright then. Gosh! Good then you can explain it to me.
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Me:
do you remember what we've talking about yesterday?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said he you
Me:
No, he yo :)
God:
:-) Are you serious? I get it. Myself yo.
Me:
yo, you yo me yo
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I yo him or her yo.
Me:
No, tell the people: I said YO to every fella
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
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