Неудержался решил запостить здесь, просто это поймут те кто играет в мордхейм,я извеняюсь если :boyan:
You May Be a Mordheimer If... by The Mordheimer.
A good piece of advice is to read the rule book first! Yes, many players (specially veteran players) skip the rule book, and make new rules
01. ...you go out in the morning, expecting to see nothing around you but ruins.
02. ...you keep your eyes glued to the ground to find shards of some greenish stones.
03. ...you refer to the coins in your pouch as "gold crowns".
04. ...you're waiting for the Town Cryer to announce the time.
05. ...you find it perfect to take a longbow and a sword with you when leaving the house.
06. ...you don't leave your house in the night, because you fear to meet Vampires, Possessed or worse.
07. ...you pray to Sigmar before going to bed.
08. ...you're expecting a fireball to leave your hand when making a throwing move.
09. ...you prefer a ladder to stairs.
10. ...you have a phobia of rats (more specifically ratmen.)
11. ...you have a fish in your back pocket.
12. ...you always have a dagger in your boot.
13. ...you roll a d6 before going out. ...On a 1, you go back to bed.
14. ...your wardrobe is full of fine Cathayan silk.
15. ...your calendar is illustrated with pictures of Sigmarite Sisters (very well thumbed on Bertha's centre spread.)
16. ...you have a love of burning things, especially witches!
17. ...you enjoy scaling heights of unimaginably high highness, and then throw yourself off them to get a bit
of momentum against your foes.
18. ...you are well versed in the arts of deceitful talking and bargaining.
19. ...you stab enemies in the back when they aren't looking.
20. ...you enjoy projecting your voice in an excited and incredibly loud mass across the land.
21. ...you're rolling a D6 while shopping to see how much you gain by using the haggle skill.
22. ...you try to get an Elven cloak to get a save against shooting.
23. ...you stop amidst of your charge, as you see you've misjudged the distance the range and have failed.
24. ...you are arguing over something and you offer to roll a D6, on a 4, 5, 6 they are right.
25. ...you start a fight and your opponent hits you first you start complaining about fighting orders.
26. ...you constantly roll two D6s to check your leadership (example am I going to skip the boring Swedish lesson?)
27. ...you wonder how good Initiative does a professional sportsman have.
28. ...you are planning to start boxing career as soon as your weapon skill is good enough and you figure the way
to cope with the -1 to S.
29. ...you measure everything in inches
30. ...you have hook and rope with you in PE classes to make climbing easier.
31. ...you presume that everyone who's good climbing and jumping must have excellent sight.
32. ...you do not stray to far from walls for fear of enemy shooters.
33. ...When facing a gap you jump first and wonder if you can make it second.
34. ...you get your dog a spiked collar (even if it's a Pup!)
35. ...When you're feeling ill you roll a D66 and consult a table instead of going to a doctor
36. ...you spend your time shooting people, and then learn how to attack faster.
37. ...someone insults you, you roll on the animosity chart.
38. ...you have always goblins around you to take the hits.
39. ...you constantly need to consult the stupidity chart.
40. ...you always try to get the most experience out of the whole day by killing as much as you can.
41. ...you occasionally re-paint yourself if you fell of the world.
42. ...you conceal up to an including 4 weapons on your body at ALL times.
43. ...you have 1 wound and a diamond hard body.
44. ...your pet Wolf has a distinct deathly look to him and a peculiar smell.
45. ...If every time you walk outside into your garden, you start hacking away at your plants with an axe.
46. ...you parade around on horseback with your faithful Jester/Bard at your side singing your praises and deeds
achieved through epic song.
47. ...you distrust EVERYONE!
48. ...you can jump up to 6 yards in a full suit of plate armor while carrying a shield. ...
49. ...you are scared of climbing down buildings for fear of falling to your death.
50. ...you are carrying a backpack with an endless amount of space (with dozens of items.)
51. ...you keep reading this list.
47. ...you distrust EVERYONE!
48. ...you can jump up to 6 yards in a full suit of plate armor while carrying a shield. ...
49. ...you are scared of climbing down buildings for fear of falling to your death.
50. ...you are carrying a backpack with an endless amount of space (with dozens of items.)
51. ...you carry a couple of D6's, a few warband sheets and a memory stick (with all essential Mordheim rules), so
you never miss an opportunity to play.
52. ...you roll for your "step aside"-save when someone hits you in the face.
53. ...you can survive getting clobbered by ogres multiple times with only a few bruises.
54. ...you can't have dwarfs and elves on the same ship, but you can have an ogre in charge of your cannons.
55. ...you may only stumble across a huge magical crater once in a lifetime.
56. ...your champion occasionally gets himself killed from being stabbed by a Youngblood.
57. ...your a member of a Chaos worshipping Cult.
58. ...your eyes and mouth a stitched together with fine thread
59. ...you knock the Gobbos around the head when the Squigs go wild and eat your bestess shaman.
60. ...your a loner hired sword (sigh...unemployment sucks)
61. ...you Scream Waaaaaaaaagggghhhh! at the top of your voice before charging into a brick wall in the midday sun.
62. ...you regularly have dinner with a pack of Ghouls.
63. ...you are immensely more skilled with a sword than personal hygiene products.
64. ...have a practical on moss and steal it for basing models.
65. ...you spend all your time fighting and can't use a missile weapon, and yet instinctively know that your ability
to use one has improved.
66. ...you tell a big rat to piss off and it just says: "No."
67. ...The living Dead are your best friends.
68. ...you're buying a card deck to determine whether you're going to town or not, but actually make a
leadership-test to see if it works.
69. ...you ride around in the height of luxury transportation: A Horse Drawn Opulent Coach.
70. ...When Jehovah Witnesses comes to your door, you place a hidden counter next to yourself and politely ask
them to check their initiative value.
