Вашему вниманию - креатив маво братана в в иде "кавера" на песенку MC Hammer'а. ^_^
U Cun’ Touch ‘Diz
(Me bilt too ‘evy shoota)
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
My-my-my-my (U cun' touch 'diz) shoota hitz me so 'ard
Make me say “stupped fakk”, hitz me
Onto me teef, and 'den it fall down to me feet
'Dat filz sukz
When krap u bild
'Da testin grot iz wiz ammo fulfild
But ‘da kikk iz too much
An' 'diz iz shoota
U cun' touch
Me tell u Orkboy
U cun' touch 'diz
Yeah, how 'dat werkz me jus' don' konw
U cun' touch 'diz
Brinme me toolz, grot!
U cun' touch 'diz
Damm', now me ribilt 'diz stupped shoota
U cun' touch 'diz
Fresh noo kicks and pants
Under' 'da fire ‘da testin’ grot dance
Pritti kool
But 'da barril' iz bent
An' 'dat daz not rool
'old on
Me shoot a lil’ bit moor and me know, what’z goin’ on
Like 'dat
Like 'dat
Now shoota hitz me and me fall on bakk
Ogan! Too much
An' 'diz iz a shoota
'Dem cun' touch
ARG! Me told U
U cun' touch 'diz
Why you standin' 'der, grotz?
U cun' touch 'diz
URG, watdahell, dat'z stupped ogan!
U cun' touch 'diz
Gimmi' a buzz, or hamma
Makin' 'diz werk,
'Dat'z what me doin' now
Now 'dey know
'Dem tokk about 'da shoota, 'dem tokkin' 'bouta show
'Dat'z made – wind tight!
Krapp on me face, so gimme a wipe
Or tape to learn
To make 'da barril' not burn
Me handz and schitt
'Dat'z it-ribildin' 'diz shoota iz finli kamplit!
'Dat'z 'da skoor, koz U know-
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
Break 'diz down!
Ztop... Bigmek time!
Me pull' 'da trigga'
'Tiz said
Shoota iz shootin'
So testin' grot'z dead
Hiz head flys into 'da air
Fallz on a Weridboy, splitz krapp on 'iz 'air
Thiz iz it for a wiener
But 'da tape on 'da barril' git tinna'
Me hand slide to 'amp
Barril'z hot, me shout 'da FAKK
FAKK FAKK FAKK
Damm, me cun' touch 'diz
Look grotz, cun' touch 'diz
U betta' gimme beer
'Ey' 'koz U know ya cun'
U cun' touch 'diz
Brinme hamma, brain'z bakk in!
Break 'diz down!
Ztop. Bigmek time!
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch diz
Break 'diz down
Ztop. Bigmek time!
Evri time me try 'dat
'Da shoota'z just so 'ard
Kikz me to 'da floo'
An' makez me to do 'da fart
But why wudd' me eva'
Ztop bildin' 'diz?
When uuvaz kikkin' gretchins
‘Dat jus’ don’ ‘it
Me go oraun' 'da world
Me kill’ a lot ‘o’ gay
'Dat'z Bigmek, go Bigmek, Ivil Bigmek, Yo Bigmek
An' 'da boyz cun go and play
Can' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
U cun' touch 'diz
Yeah, U cun' touch 'diz
Me told U, U cun' touch 'diz
Too hot, cun' touch 'diz
ARG, me outta 'ere, cun' touch 'diz
© Eih Roadkill