(II) Legio Humoristica

[Румата Эсторский]

в Китае есть народное общество дружбы с заграницей. председателя общества зовут

кратко и лирично -- Дань Хаосу.

[lis]

Юмор специфичный) не для глдкобритых))) (шутко)

Изменено 2 апреля, 2009 пользователем Я НЕ степан!!

[Preternatural]

Beard within - beard without! =)

[DKardKain]

"Извините, Вы не можете использовать указанный пароль. Такой пароль уже использует пользователь Misha. Пожалуйста, придумайте другой пароль."

[Vilman_WW]

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Изменено 30 апреля, 2012 пользователем Mrazi_Z

[Стрилятель]

И что за пароль.

[Золушка в 24/7]

а что за МИША?

[Preternatural]

"Извините, Вы не можете использовать указанный пароль. Такой пароль уже использует пользователь Misha. Пожалуйста, придумайте другой пароль."

ЕМНИП это баш. Помню видел такое там

[всевидящий слон]

"Извините, Вы не можете использовать указанный пароль. Такой пароль уже использует пользователь Misha. Пожалуйста, придумайте другой пароль."

xDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[Пересмешник]

тоже есть подозрение, что цитата висела на баше... =)

[Preternatural]

тоже есть подозрение, что цитата висела на баше... =)

http://bash.org.ru/quote/399755 :P

[Sidecrawler]

Баян, наверное. Но я только сегодня заметил:

[DKardKain]

Баян, наверное. Но я только сегодня заметил:

Не понял юмора ) обьясните нам )

Изменено 5 апреля, 2009 пользователем D'Kard Kain

[всевидящий слон]

Не понял юмора ) обьясните нам )

там галочка в поле,а в переводе - "крестик" ^_^

[Амфицион]

Споткнулся тут:

[Preternatural]

Ну, смешного я не вижу. Крестовые Походы - тоже Холиворы

[Zenel]

Не знаю было ли, надеюсь что не повторно выкладывается. Честно упёрто с одного ресурса, куда честно упёрли с другого... в общем первоисточник мне неизвестен.

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SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk

away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

WALL ST VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of

credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity

swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back,

with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are

transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by

the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your

listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an

option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United

States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the

release. The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want

three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and

produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image

called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk

themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the sh#t out of you and invade your

country.

You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive

[Romoro]

Поржал в удовольствие, особенно пробрало про Уоллстрит, Индию и Новую Зелландию =)

[DKardKain]

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

Это нечто!!

[StrangeXellos]

[Scoffer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esivn_GNH9g

Адский мультик про лосей-дебилов. Вырезано из какой-то японской утренней детской передачи. А еще там офигенные ёдли...

[DKardKain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esivn_GNH9g

Адский мультик про лосей-дебилов. Вырезано из какой-то японской утренней детской передачи. А еще там офигенные ёдли...

ВЗРЫВ!!!!!!!!!!!!! Это лучший мультик в мире!! аа ! хочу саундтрек! и скачать!

Изменено 5 апреля, 2009 пользователем D'Kard Kain

[tilindir]

Как обычно, немного свежей демотивации.

[Воробушка]

Суровый Кор, да-да)

[всевидящий слон]

Не знаю было ли, надеюсь что не повторно выкладывается. Честно упёрто с одного ресурса, куда честно упёрли с другого... в общем первоисточник мне неизвестен.

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SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk

away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

WALL ST VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of

credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity

swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back,

with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are

transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by

the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your

listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an

option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United

States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the

release. The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want

three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and

produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image

called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk

themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the sh#t out of you and invade your

country.

You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive

дада,убийственная вещь =)