Cun' Touch 'Diz!

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U Cun’ Touch ‘Diz

(Me bilt too ‘evy shoota)

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

My-my-my-my (U cun' touch 'diz) shoota hitz me so 'ard

Make me say “stupped fakk”, hitz me

Onto me teef, and 'den it fall down to me feet

'Dat filz sukz

When krap u bild

'Da testin grot iz wiz ammo fulfild

But ‘da kikk iz too much

An' 'diz iz shoota

U cun' touch

Me tell u Orkboy

U cun' touch 'diz

Yeah, how 'dat werkz me jus' don' konw

U cun' touch 'diz

Brinme me toolz, grot!

U cun' touch 'diz

Damm', now me ribilt 'diz stupped shoota

U cun' touch 'diz

Fresh noo kicks and pants

Under' 'da fire ‘da testin’ grot dance

Pritti kool

But 'da barril' iz bent

An' 'dat daz not rool

'old on

Me shoot a lil’ bit moor and me know, what’z goin’ on

Like 'dat

Like 'dat

Now shoota hitz me and me fall on bakk

Ogan! Too much

An' 'diz iz a shoota

'Dem cun' touch

ARG! Me told U

U cun' touch 'diz

Why you standin' 'der, grotz?

U cun' touch 'diz

URG, watdahell, dat'z stupped ogan!

U cun' touch 'diz

Gimmi' a buzz, or hamma

Makin' 'diz werk,

'Dat'z what me doin' now

Now 'dey know

'Dem tokk about 'da shoota, 'dem tokkin' 'bouta show

'Dat'z made – wind tight!

Krapp on me face, so gimme a wipe

Or tape to learn

To make 'da barril' not burn

Me handz and schitt

'Dat'z it-ribildin' 'diz shoota iz finli kamplit!

'Dat'z 'da skoor, koz U know-

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

Break 'diz down!

Ztop... Bigmek time!

Me pull' 'da trigga'

'Tiz said

Shoota iz shootin'

So testin' grot'z dead

Hiz head flys into 'da air

Fallz on a Weridboy, splitz krapp on 'iz 'air

Thiz iz it for a wiener

But 'da tape on 'da barril' git tinna'

Me hand slide to 'amp

Barril'z hot, me shout 'da FAKK

FAKK FAKK FAKK

Damm, me cun' touch 'diz

Look grotz, cun' touch 'diz

U betta' gimme beer

'Ey' 'koz U know ya cun'

U cun' touch 'diz

Brinme hamma, brain'z bakk in!

Break 'diz down!

Ztop. Bigmek time!

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch diz

Break 'diz down

Ztop. Bigmek time!

Evri time me try 'dat

'Da shoota'z just so 'ard

Kikz me to 'da floo'

An' makez me to do 'da fart

But why wudd' me eva'

Ztop bildin' 'diz?

When uuvaz kikkin' gretchins

‘Dat jus’ don’ ‘it

Me go oraun' 'da world

Me kill’ a lot ‘o’ gay

'Dat'z Bigmek, go Bigmek, Ivil Bigmek, Yo Bigmek

An' 'da boyz cun go and play

Can' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

U cun' touch 'diz

Yeah, U cun' touch 'diz

Me told U, U cun' touch 'diz

Too hot, cun' touch 'diz

ARG, me outta 'ere, cun' touch 'diz

© Eih Roadkill

Изменено 14 марта, 2006 пользователем Виталий