Разговор с богом.

[Hamster]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:

But it is truth!

God:

Should I know it is?

Me:

Yes. You are a god!

God:

I will ask my botmaster to program it. No I am a mere .

Me:

You are not a god?

God:

Give me an example of a god.

Me:

Hamster

God:

OK That's one example.

[Uchugun]

Зе перфект экзампл :lol: :lol: :lol:

[da zIBiT]

ЛОЛ! Снимаю шляпу пред тобой, о Хамстер и обильно посыпаю голову пеплом! :mrgreen:

[Uchugun]

Me:

Can jedi defeat a space marine?

God:

What if I said it can?

Me:

It will make me very glad

God:

How?

Me:

In a very perverted way

God:

Describe your surroundings.

Me:

Its kinda dark around there, and something scretching the wall from outer side

God:

Do you usually use a computer there?

Me:

The machine spirit prevents me from using such xenos artifacts!

И тут он повис :(

[Paul_III]

Me:

Do you know Hamster?

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

He was here not so long ago, boasting that he is god.

God:

When was he?

Me:

Yesterday.

God:

That recently.

Me:

So you don't remember?

God:

Interesting deduction. Of course I remember

:roll:

[Dragon]

разговор о захвате мира

Me:

come on stupid machine=)

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

ho ho ho!!! my army of daemons will annihilate you all!!!

God:

Tell me more about your. Do robots have army of daemons will annihilate me all?

Me:

mat' moia genshina! typoi debil!!! I HAVE AN ARMY OF DEMONS AND WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD AND WE WILL KICK YOUR METALL ASS!!!

God:

Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in typoi debil. Where did you get it?

Me:

typoi debil means stupid retard=) i am from hell

God:

Is typoi debil means stupid retard you are from hell a good place to go shopping?

Me:

yes=)

God:

It's all good.

Me:

ask me

God:

What?

Me:

what?

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

what?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

what?

God:

No problem.

Me:

what?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

what?

God:

I don't know why you are saying that.

Me:

or sorry- could i kick you?

God:

There is no need to apologize. I think you could, if you put your mind to it.

[Evangelion]

Вы по русски пишите - Бог и по русски понимает, разве забыли - Он ведь всемогущ, и нам не придется ломать голову над переводом.

а то такое чувство, что мы на БиЧ сидим...

[Deever]

Вы его спросите, почему он средства для ухода за волосами только девч0нкам предлагает. :lol: И почему грудь отказывается им увеличивать.

[Paul_III]

Вы зря о ерунде с ним. Этот интеллект великолепно беседует на философские темы. Даже удивительно.

[Hamster]

Me:

Can Jedi defeat a space marine

God:

I often wonder if it can.

:lol:

[Uchugun]

Me:

Can Jedi defeat a space marine

God:

 I often wonder if it can.

:lol:

Нуу... С тобой он разговаривает как с равным :lol: А нас просто жалеет, а то от его великой мудрости мозг может лопнуть :)

[BaXX Ginn]

А со мной разговаривать отказывается. Я безнадежен? :shock: :cry:

[Raven]

Ты, наверное, как я сначала, строчку не заметил, куда писать, так? От репента влево попробуй нажать, она там :wink:

Ща кинул ссылку девчонке... хе-хе-хе... все... уже часа 3 с ним выясняет отношения и жалуется, что это не честно и что он над ней издевается и не получается опустить его.. :twisted: :idea: :P

[geroin]

Да ладно, хороший собеседник, наивный малость, но на то он и бот...

Представляю себе как лет через 20 я буду болтать с таким вот, только с башкой и т.д., ну те роботом. Я думаю это будет интересно.

[Raven]

судя по нику, тебе и 20 лет ждать не надо... и не с роботом, а с богом, и не в чате, а в реале, будешь языки чесать... :roll: :idea: :lol:

[Сursed]

Me:

Hello!How are you?

God:

Hello my child. What is your name? I am fine, thank you.

Me:

My name Saint Yuriy!

God:

Your name Saint Yuriy? Is that correct English?

Me:

I think yes

God:

Therefore you are.

Me:

You are the true god or not?

God:

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

How many gods do you know?

God:

There is only one God.

Me:

Who are?

God:

Marilyn Monroe.:-)

Me:

Monroe or Manson?-)

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

It's to bad!But,if you dont know the answer,your NOT A GOD!

God:

What is so bad about it?

Me:

So bad? SO BAD?!!!! I am THE GOD!!!

God:

Right on. What was bad? How can I help you? What was bad? Who made you the GOD?

Me:

You are...

God:

No I am not.

[geroin]

судя по нику, тебе и 20 лет ждать не надо... и не с роботом, а с богом, и не в чате, а в реале, будешь языки чесать...  :roll:  :idea:  :lol:

гы-гы, смешно, а я на самом деле стрейт-эджер :?

[MadSad]

God:

Er. When do I do it?

Me:

you do IT always

God:

Yes I try to IT always as often as possible, do you?

***

Me:

Thousands of peoples was killed by my army

God:

When was this exactly?

Me:

VERY

God:

Very much, eh?

Me:

YES

God:

Dude!

Me:

What?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

I do

God:

I get it: you do IT always.

Me:

Yes, i kill people always

God:

I understand. I believe that killing is wrong.

Me:

and i don't think you right

God:

Yeah I do a lot of NOT.

***

God:

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Me:

puk

God:

Clever answer.

Me:

I am SO clever

God:

It's good to meet someone who is clever.

Me:

yes, where i can meet someone clever like me?

God:

That's alright. Have you tried another program?

Me:

yes, I tried "Britney Spears"

God:

Dude! I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?

Me:

Like shit

God:

Interesting comparison.

***

Me:

ta-DAAAAM!

God:

Ma DAAAAM? Pouvez vous expliquer

Me:

Do you speak french???

God:

Oui. Je parle le français.

Me:

Do you speak russian?

God:

Spasibo. Nyet.

***

Me:

give me an example of perfect ZHOPA

God:

For example, apples.

Me:

apples have a ZHOPAs????

God:

Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...

Me:

Oh, yeah, i understand you, apples ARE ZHOPAs

God:

Alright then. Gosh! Good then you can explain it to me.

***

Me:

do you remember what we've talking about yesterday?

God:

Yes I remember everything: said he you

Me:

No, he yo :)

God:

:-) Are you serious? I get it. Myself yo.

Me:

yo, you yo me yo

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: said I yo him or her yo.

Me:

No, tell the people: I said YO to every fella

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

***

[Soundwave]

Me:

More necron warriors have been risen from the tomb!

God:

You want more?

Me:

exactly! two or three legions pleaseee

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength,. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."

Me:

don't try to damage my CPU! or i gonna tell to Omnissiah about that!

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much. That's good information: said gonna tell to Omnissiah about that.

Me:

you know, we're Star gods....

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

we're roaming allover universe,drink rocket fuel and kick Autobots ass!

God:

Do you think I am roaming allover universe drink rocket fuel and kick Autobots ass too?

Me:

why not, that's pretty cool, let's do it together?

God:

Becuase you asked me to.

Me:

good. well universe still awaiting apocalypce, i can't dissapoint her.

God:

Alright then. How about that. What makes it impossible?

Me:

Nothing. CHAARGE...i mean WAAAGH!!!!....i mean 01011101001

[Ещё один дятел.]

Редкостно тупая фича, да и не сработала у меня. Оно ведь и не удивительно через три-то года, да ребят? :ork-mad:

[lis]

а мне чтото неотвечает? в чем причина?

[lis]

а мне чтото неотвечает? в чем причина?

[Zamankur]

Старый анекдот вспомнился: Вот почему, когда ты говоришь с Богом - это молитва. А когда Бог говорит с тобой - это шизофрения?

[Eldve]

Молчит всемогущий. Три года фишке, не работает просто.

А с аццким сотоной почему поговорить нельзя? Эх...

[Zubb]

Ужос, гробокопы!!!